Here Lies Heather Ream, Bestselling Author

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have Amazon thrust it upon them.

-Shakespeare, probably

I just wanted to drop by and say thank you. Not only did you drown me in a sea of truly kind compliments, you also made Lunchladies Bought My Prom Dress the Number 1 New Release in my Amazon category. You even bumped me to the top of the bestseller list for U.S. Southern biographies, a category whose authors have included Homer Hickam, Rick Bragg, Dixie Carter, and Jimmy Carter (no relation).

So, beginning now and only ending after my bones have a-mouldered in the ground, you may address me as “Heather Ream, Bestselling Author.”

Stay tuned. There is much more to come.